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Beer contains Female Hormones

From: Thrandur Arnthorsson (
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Date: Tue 05 Jun 2007 - 08:48:42 GMT

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    Beer contains
    Female Hormones

    Last month, scientists at the National University of Lesotho released the
    results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones found
    in beer.

    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
    that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and by
    drinking enough beer, men acquire the known attributes of women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour
    period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked exce ssively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.

     

    Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

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