Næsta bréf: Skúli H. Skúlason: "Nýjar myndir á Kára"
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which
you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,
and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the
time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year
old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that
read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will
be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since you are a
mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54
goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife
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There is a plane crash in between several Caribbean islands. There are only
15 survivors who manage to make it to a small deserted island.
The survivors are:
3 Italians (two men and a woman), 3 French (two men and a woman), 3 Germans
(two men and a woman), 3 Greeks (two men and a woman), 3 Brits (two men
and a woman).
Six months later....
One Italian man had killed the other, and was living with the woman.
The French had a delightful menage a trois.
The Germans had a system of strict rotation. Hans on odd days, Franz on
even.
The Greek men were living together and had the woman doing the housework.
And the Brits were still waiting to be introduced to each other.
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Þrenn hjón, gömul, miðaldra og nýgift, fóru í kaþólsku kirkjuna og vildu
ganga í söfnuðinn. Presturinn segir við þau að til þess þurfi þau að lifa
skírlífi í tvær vikur. Hjónin ganga að þessu og koma aftur eftir tvær
vikur.
Presturinn segir þá við gömlu hjónin: "Gátuð þið lifað án kynlífs í tvær
vikur?". Gamli maðurinn svarar strax: "Ekkert mál, faðir".
"Til hamingju!", segir presturinn. "Velkomin í söfnuðinn!".
Hann snýr sér að miðaldra hjónunum og segir: "Gátuð þið lifað án kynlífs í
tvær vikur?".
Maðurinn svarar: "Fyrsta vikan var í lagi en seinni vikuna þurfti ég að
sofa á sófanum nokkur kvöld. Við höfðum það samt".
"Til hamingju!", segir presturinn. "Velkomin í söfnuðinn".
Að lokum segir hann við nýgifta parið: "Jæja, gátuð þið verið án kynlífs í
tvær vikur?".
"Nei", sagði ungi maðurinn dapur í bragði. "Við gátum ekki verið á kynlífs
í tvær vikur".
"Hvað gerðist?", spyr presturinn.
"Konan mín missti mjólkurfernu í gólfið. Þegar hún beygði sig niður til að
taka hana upp, stóðst ég ekki mátið og tók hana aftan frá."
"Þið skiljið", segir presturinn, "að þetta þýðir að þið eruð ekki velkomin
í söfnuðinn"
"Við skiljum það", segir ungi maðurinn. "Við erum heldur ekki velkomin í
Bónus".
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