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One day in the future, George W. Bush has a heart attack and
dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting
"I don't know what to do, " says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. "
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
first room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No, " George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer
and I don't think I could do that all day long. "
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon
with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this
problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I
could do was break rocks all day, " commented George.
The devil opened the third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the floor with his arms folded behind his head, and
his legs in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and
finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this. "
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go. "